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Copy of Slay the Spreadsheet T-shirt | Medieval Saint vs Dragon office humor
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This midweight organic cotton tee channels playful medieval valor into everyday office battles. The front shows a knight-angel battling a dragon with the cheeky slogan “Slay the Spreadsheet,” while the back carries a heraldic scene and the rallying cry “Excelsior!” The fabric feels soft and lived-in from the first wear, with a stable ribbed collar and reinforced seams that hold their shape through long workdays and repeated washes. It sits with a relaxed, medium fit that layers well under jackets or wears solo at casual meetups. Wear it on heavy reporting days, deadline marathons, or for weekend trivia nights when you want to send a wry message about your spreadsheet prowess.

Product features
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and grown without pesticides
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches on and returns to shape
- Self-fabric shoulder and neck tape for added comfort and stability
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem for durability
- Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²) with a medium fit and tear-away label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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